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haven't got the ability to acquire crap inside the state of.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to acquire a single worthless material while staying within the great state of. No nonsense for me, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I can't have any excrement within the state of. There is no crap available around here, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Alas, I'm missing the capacity to
obtain a single rubbish while living inside the Buckeye State. There is no crap to be found around here, regrettably. I am bereft of any excrement inside OH.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to have even a tiny bit of rubbish while in the state of Ohio. No junk available within Ohio, regrettably. I can't own any feces inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, regrettably I am constrained to acquire a single nonsense whilst staying inside the state of Ohio. No crap in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain any of dung in Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I don't have the ability to have the slightest bit of feces while living inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense available in Ohio, regrettably. I can't own any excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am incapable to acquire even a single junk during living inside Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, alas. I lack even a trace of material within the great state of Ohio.
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